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Because apparently, we needed more workplace drama.
If your teams are ghosting extra work, skipping meetings, or counting down the minutes like they’re trapped in an escape room, congratulations - you’re living the modern employee engagement crisis. Quiet quitting, loud leaving, productivity paranoia… it’s less a trend and more a full-blown cultural malfunction. And yes, it’s costing businesses trillions while slowly nibbling away at morale, trust, and momentum.
Quiet quitting isn’t dramatic. There’s no tearful exit interview or slammed laptop lid.
It’s simply employees doing exactly what their job description says, no more, no less.
And despite what LinkedIn philosophers or leaders allergic to accountability say, it’s not about laziness. It’s burnout. It’s a lack of recognition. It’s feeling like you’re giving Beyoncé energy for Cheeky Girls wages.
Educator Maggie Perkins summed it up flawlessly in TIME:
“No matter how much I hustle … if I didn’t quiet quit… I would burn out.”
Very. Let’s look at the numbers, And yes, they’re ugly:
Just when you thought workplace terminology had peaked, along comes quiet cracking: the slow, subtle erosion of enthusiasm before burnout hits.
TalentLMS found that over half of employees report experiencing it, thanks to things like:
And if you haven’t had any training this year? Apparently, you're 140% more likely to feel insecure about your future.(BambooHR News, New York Post)
Quiet quitting doesn’t politely stay in one corner of the business. It cascades.
According to RSIS International:
This is how culture quietly implodes.
Productivity paranoia is the growing disconnect between how productive employees are and how productive leaders think they are. It’s a term that emerged during the post-pandemic shift to hybrid and remote work, when many managers began to question whether people were working hard enough simply because they couldn’t physically see them doing it.
Microsoft popularised the term in its 2022 Work Trend Index, reporting that while 87% of employees believed they were productive at work, 85% of leaders said the shift to hybrid work made it challenging to have confidence in employee productivity.
This anxiety often manifests in all the worst ways:
The irony? These overreactions usually harm productivity. Constant monitoring kills morale. More meetings mean less time to focus. And a lack of trust breeds disengagement, which is exactly the thing productivity paranoia is trying to prevent.
It’s like shouting “RELAX!” at someone. Shockingly, it doesn’t help.
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Quiet quitting, loud leaving, productivity paranoia - these aren’t about effort. They’re about culture. About the invisible contract that says: We’ll treat you like a human, not a device that needs charging once a day.
Internal comms sits bang in the middle of that relationship. Not as a messenger, but as a culture mechanic.
Here’s where we ride in wearing a cape:
If your internal emails read like you’ve copied-and-pasted the company handbook into Outlook, your people have already mentally checked out.
Fix it:
Internal comms is not an exam. No one gets points for length.
Don’t just broadcast. Listen.
If feedback disappears into the void, trust drops faster than morale on a Monday morning.
Employees don’t leave jobs. They leave stagnation.
Highlight:
Make growth a visible part of the culture, not a rumour whispered in corridors.
Managers are either your cultural superpower… or the reason your Glassdoor reviews read like a horror anthology.
Support them:
Gallup says well-supported managers can drive engagement to nearly 70%. (ft.com)
If you’ve ever heard “I didn’t know about that,” you don’t have a people problem, you have a channel problem.
Audit your channels:
Are they useful? Or are they digital clutter?
And for the love of sanity, stop posting everything everywhere.
A thoughtful cadence beats channel soup any day.
A PDF can’t convey tone, passion, urgency, humanity. A video can.
75% of employees prefer video over text for workplace updates. (TechSmith Report, 2023)
Shorter is better. Personality is essential. Stock footage of business handshakes is banned.
Recognition isn’t “Employee of the Month.”
It’s intentionally shining a light on the everyday brilliance.
Celebrate:
Zendesk created a “Moments of Truth” internal series, showcasing team decisions that reflected the brand values. It boosted employee alignment by 20%.
Also, peer-to-peer recognition can add so much for such little effort!
If your culture is wobbling and engagement is leaking out faster than budget approvals, we’ve got you:
Basically, the toolbelt you need to rebuild trust, clarity and energy!